Someone will have booby-trapped the ****er. "And remember to press this button when you get inside, yeah, Harvey?" "It'll take photos, you say!" "Well, there'll be a flash, that's for sure." "Okay, brb! So glad that we've gotten over all that nasty business about me being stitched up, mate..."
I feel slightly betrayed that my manger opted for flossy over stan. Thats like picking rylan over ronaldo.
So who do I have to insult? The short, fat banjo playing penguin fiddler or the hook-fisted finger pointing jahadist homo?
Well I suppose they needed some brain cells in their team. Let’s hope they haven’t got any lube, I like going in dry.
... both Matth and I have had your number for an eternity Quents ... no contest there .... poor old Spurly looks around for back up and sees his final reserve is a fat pasty pensioner in a wizard's hat who's about as cool as a dad dancing at a wedding ... even worse, the fookin coconut is referring to his team mates as 'bredrin' whilst they try to pretend he's invisible
... he picked you ffs ... that's like giving the other team a 5 goal start ... he must be very confident about the rest of the team ... ...thank fook Spurlock picked Quents to even things up eh? ... good man is Spurly
... has to be your turn ... the rest of us have been allowed to go back to our club boards for further treatment on calf strains
The actual thing that the two teams will compete in has yet to be decided so yes gay dance off is an option.
Seriously though home, it'll be 2020/2021 season on here before you can reclaim even a trace of credit. You can't just un-flounce, this isn't personal it's just how it is. Stay in ya lane nigga.
