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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Jesus Christ there's a lot of miserable bastards on this forum
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 26, 2011
  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    Sorry, just expecting meto laugh at that "joke" is akin to giving me a lump of Play-Doh and expecting me to weep with joy...

    Nowt personal though mate;)
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 26, 2011
  3. overseasTOON

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    Someone I know bought miniOT Play-Doh for her 3rd birthday.

    I nearly killed him. Play-Doh is the destroyer of carpets!
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 26, 2011
  4. Aldridge_Prior

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    Nah, napalm is worse.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    MiniOT knows not to play with Napalm. That's Daddys 'toy' for dealing with weeds and annoying foxes.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 26, 2011
  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    You've taught her well, I find napalm has some soothing qualities when applied in small doses to the temple...



    Or is that Vic's?
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 26, 2011
  7. overseasTOON

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    Either cures sinus problems.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 26, 2011
  8. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    I've heard that cyanide cures irritable bowl syndrome, then again i think it cures everything because you really don't feel anything after taking one... or is that just me?
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Aug 26, 2011
  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    It does, my grandma used to have an awful ingrowing toenail problem. Gave her some cyanide, never heard a peep since...

    She's lost a bit weight like...
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    [video=youtube;CEgh8TUlpQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEgh8TUlpQc&NR=1[/video]
     
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    The OP.........





















    ........has a monoboob
     
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    Minty Fresh, Aug 26, 2011
  12. Tisdale's St James Swap

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    ZZZzzzzzzZZz get a life Tash
     
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    Tisdale's St James Swap, Aug 26, 2011
  13. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Oh the hilarity
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Aug 26, 2011
  14. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe your av could try some of that then.
     
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    I love how quickly threads digress on here, it's madness.
     
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  16. Aldridge_Prior

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    I honestly don't think the poor ****er in my av would feel a thing from a cyanide pill. Unless it was the size of a cricket ball. Even then it would most likely have an effect similar to you or I taking a shot of Night Nurse.

    He's not the best looking bloke about either. If Souxie Soux were a beach ball...
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    To be honest, it's quite a while since I had a shot at a Night Nurse.
     
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  18. Erik

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    This is what I think of you Tash:

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  19. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Well I'm sure annoyed I clicked on that.

    The stupid thing is is that if anyone else did it then it would be funny <laugh>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Aug 27, 2011
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