Jim Bowen brown bread

Only the very worst members of our society use busses. Like the Romanians for example.

 

While this is all very true, I am beginning to think that you never watched Bullseye.

 

see what you see folks

Splendid

 

Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed .

 

**buses

 

Mick manages to pull a Mindy by actually posting a correct catchphrase.

Is this like what happens when you google google?

 

Oh dear.

 

I rely heavily on autocorrect and alas it has betrayed me.

 

Kick it’s cûnt in.

 

Trevs the best fighter on here iirc

 

He has a serious weight advantage to be fair.

 

You've spelt foody wrong.

 

Trev showing off the kind of moves that make him GC's hardest man:

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Is that the gay bloke from the Sopranos?

 

How very dare you. Darts and general knowledge, what could be more entertaining? I liked it when they brought on the "professional" to help and they scored f.uck all! You could see their faces drop when they expected Eric Bristow or John Lowe to come out and it was only Keith Deller.

It was better than 3-2-1 with Ted Rogers, what a dead dog of a show that was.
"I'm made of metal, you can put things in me, you keep me outside" Well now Sandra and Nigel, what do you think that could be? "Oh it's definitely Dusty Bin Ted, we'll throw that one away"
"You silly c.unt, it was the car!"

 

Or even worse, a woman darts player.

 

Yet you aren´t aware of one of the most famous sayings, "You will get BFH, your bus fare home"? You sir, are a ****ing LIAR!!!!

 

Ooft. You gonny take that, treveroonie?

 

Sorry I thought this thread was about Jimowen the Irish comedian