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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Mar 14, 2018.

  1. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    Krueger - "We on the Board at Southampton like the person that is Mark Hughes or Sparky as he is affectionatly known, shall i say that Les?"

    Fat Les - "**** off Krueger you ****, I told you to keep your mouth shut"

    Kruger - Go **** yourself Fat Les

    Sparky - You two are proper ****s

    Both Fat Les and Kruger - Mark, you're hired, get us out of this **** you Welsh Manc tossser"

    WE MARCH ON
    AND ON
    AND ON
     
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    jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Mar 14, 2018
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Tick
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    fatletiss, Mar 14, 2018
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  3. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Swear Shuttle goes on coked up binges
     
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  4. VVD

    VVD Well-Known Member

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    It's not just binges it's a #lifestyle, right Jonny?
     
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    VVD, Mar 14, 2018
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  5. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    I gave up the hard stuff a long time ago!

    I just fancy myself as a sketch writter and like the idea of Mark, Les and Ralph all having a proper man to man chat but it clealry does not resonate with the public this time

    I need to go back to school
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah he doesn't strike me as a coke head. A tad eccentric? Quite possibly <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Mar 14, 2018
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  7. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    I get a bit excited sometimes !
     
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  8. Rich

    Rich Well-Known Member

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    This thread...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    Mod's day off or have they just given up?

    At least Jonny keeps things interesting. <bubbly>
     
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    Whiteley Saint, Mar 14, 2018
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  10. greensaint

    greensaint Well-Known Member

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    If not let's have a whip round so he can, great half time entertainment.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you think they'd have you back?
     
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean have him back? He hasn't left yet.
     
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  13. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    The mods all had a quick meeting and decided that out of everyone, Jonny would be our first choice to take charge if we all got run over by a bus.
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Mar 14, 2018
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'd be up for that <laugh>

    #voteJonny
     
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    Libby, Mar 14, 2018
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  15. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    hurah I accept graciously. although I hope no one actually gets run over by a bus!!
     
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    jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Mar 14, 2018
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    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Jonny get off that bus
     
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  17. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    That makes sense. The mods know Jonny better than any one.
     
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    It'sOnlyAGame, Mar 14, 2018
  18. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    Not a bad effort. You missed off Godders who I'm sure is present at the meeting, probably saying something like those ****ing ungrateful bastards on 606 never believe me so let's just get this business done before they realise something is afoot.
     
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    RedandWhiteManofKent, Mar 14, 2018
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  19. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    ****inued...

    sparky says -

    right so here's how it is you ****ing lazy **** players.

    if you don't beat Wigan and secure me a Wembley I am going to dick **** in your faces.
     
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    jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Mar 15, 2018
  20. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    I see your Tourettes is not responding to treatment Jonny
     
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    It'sOnlyAGame, Mar 15, 2018
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