Never slept with a supermodel. Never won the lottery jackpot. Never owned a racehorse. Never been to Narnia. Never voted Liberal Democrat. Never driven a Ferrari. Never been to the USA. Never been to the Opera. Never saw the Eagles in Concert. Never thought I would be writing a never done list. My list is quite weird I think, but looking at other’s lists I appear to have done many things you lot haven’t which is also weird.
Interesting thread this, racks his brain... Never been to France (shameful as my dad lived there for 8 years in the 30s) Never learned to swim Never smoked (tried weed a few times but puked up) Never read Harry Potter Never played Playstation, Nintendo etc Never been on Facebook Never changed a nappy Never eaten oysters Never played squash Never played in a band...
Not those solar powered 4 wheel drive shopping trolleys ... the ones finished in plastic with the tartan pattern? Saw an old women in Kingston market yesterday fully loaded ... beautiful handling and very good grip
Never been wrong Never been accused of false modesty Never been pushed into a canal (a river, yes) Too much going on in too many different spheres (nothing bad) to devote the time required for my usual emphatic, high quality input on here at the moment. But don’t despair, I’ll be back......
Never been on a cruise holiday Never been arrested Never ridden a motorbike, either as driver or pillion passenger Never had a parachute jump or been bungee jumping Never visited South America or Africa (but both are on my bucket list) Never been to Liverpool Never eaten Cheese cake Never smoked Never Watched Dirty Dancing Never ridden a horse
I’ve never Fried an egg Met a reliable English tradesman Thought, that aubergine was delicious Said “I’ll have the salad” Asked “does this hat look ridiculous?” Until right now, typed LOL Owned a French car Let the lady pay
Walked away from a pint of Guinness Drank coffee Been to the US Played St Andrews Got a red card (lost count of yellows) Played a musical instrument Missed a two foot putt Backed a horse Smoked Had a 4some
Never watched a Harry Potter Never seen a Star Wars Never been south of the equator (close but never crossed it, Bucket list) Never got a blow job off that bird in Vegas (as far as Mrs Sheff knows) Never broken a bone
OH never got a premiership foot team relegated Never managed a premier league football team though......
