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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 9, 2018.

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Chill oot Beelbot.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What age is yer Maw Toby?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    55 id guess

    Ah wid
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 9, 2018
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye was thinking she's probably about my age, wonder if she's gemme?
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Milf

    Never likely to be a Gilf
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 9, 2018
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Declan is away to Bible practice this weekend with Fr O'Phelan, he wasn't too pleased about going but Julie insisted.

    Tonight, we are going to a 70th birthday party so expect to finally meet Gambol.
    Tomorrow, I shall be ironing the sash my father wore in preparation for the clash of cultures on Sunday, a city at war.
    Sunday, up at 8am, spark open my McEwans export and put on the party tunes.
    All the family coming up to ours afterwards for Mothering Sunday.

    :emoticon-0159-music OH I'D RATHER BE A BILLY THAN A TIM :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not sure, i'd have to see some evidence first but if she has Toby's winning personality it's probably a double bagger and a roll of masking tape.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ll be running riot doon brigton cross with this gent:

    04093B60-21BB-4E6A-885F-B8065DF7DBFF.jpeg
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Who he?
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The Dev'n'Mindy show <applause>

    You shagged Mrs Dev, so I doubt there any human/animal on this planet that wouldn't be a step up ffs.
     
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    Toby, Mar 9, 2018

  11. Mind The Duck

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    Its not a show. Its more of a ****ing circle missing a pic of your mum.

    PM me
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Won't Mrs Mindy be jealous?

    LOL
     
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    Toby, Mar 9, 2018
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Glorious day today folks. Currently sunbathing on the steps of the kelvingrove museum.

    Wishing all Jews and Protestants a happy weekend.
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 9, 2018
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Unlike your mum, she doesn't watch me ****.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is that wee van that does the gyros open?

    Might pop in if it is.
     
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  16. Patience

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    AYE STONE FPMSL

    FTP
     
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    Probably same age as yer Maw sonny, bet she loves the boaby or is she all dried up now?
     
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  18. Patience

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Just drove through Partick. Dumbarton road is full of roadworks. Pain in the hole!!

    My youngest is at the science centre the now. (Not the ‘gay’ one)
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

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    There's gay science?


    Oh yeah...climate change
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 9, 2018
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