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Match Day Thread Newcastle vs Southampton, Saturday 10th March, 15:00

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Mar 6, 2018.

  1. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Pellegrinian Rhapsody. With apologies to (Mc)Queen.


    Is this Les Reed's life?
    Do you miss Cortese?
    Caught in a landslide
    No escape from St Mary's.

    Open your eyes
    Look up to the skies and see
    We're just a poor side, we need Gabbiadini.
    Because it's easily done, Mauricio,
    Crossing high, passing low
    I miss Pochettino, he'd play Gabbiadiiiiiini....Gabbiadini...

    Les Reed, he's got a plan,
    Send Virgil to the Reds,
    Flog Lallana for some bread.
    Leslie, life had just begun,
    But now you've gone and thrown it all away.

    Wanyama, oooh
    Didn't Mané make you cry.
    Don't worry chaps we'll spend it on Carrillo.
    Carry on, carry on, relegation doesn't matter.

    Boufal, your time has come,
    We don't really have a spine
    No real leaders any time.
    Goodbye Pellegrino, you've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind with Wesley Hoedt.
    Maya, oooh (anywhere the ball goes)
    Gab's sitting on the side,
    He'll sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.

    I see a little Pochettino of a man,
    We were good, we were good, even with the Dutch Tango...
    Pelle Mane Tadic, very very frightening three.
    Pellegrino, Pellegrino,
    Pellegrino, Pellegrino,
    Olufelu Olemola - magnifico.
    I'm just a poor boy bought from Italy,
    He's just a poor boy, Manolo Gabbiadini.
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity

    Easy come easy go we let everyone go.
    Lemina! No we will not let you go - (let him go)
    Lemina! No we will not let you go - (let him go)
    Lemina! We will not let you go let me go
    Reed will let you go, let me go (never)
    Reed let you go let me go
    Reed let me go oooh.

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no
    Oh Markus Liebherr, Markus Liebherr, Markus Liebherr why’d you go.
    Beelzebub has an agent for a son
    Les Reed,
    Les Reed,
    Les REEEED.

    So you think Dusan Tadic can play on the right...
    So you think one up front won't leave us to die?
    Oh MP, can't do this to me MP,
    Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here.

    Hoedt yeah, Hoedt yeah...

    Relegation doesn't matter.
    Especially to Les Reed.
    Relegation doesn't matter, doesn't seem to matter, to Reed.
    Oriol Romeuuuuuuuu......
     
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  2. SailorSaint

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    Magnifico oh oh oh!
     
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  3. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Glad you didn’t plagiarise “We are the champions”.
    Great effort again.
     
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  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    No sooner seen than stickied!

    Stout , or possibly fat-bottomed, effort sir!
     
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  5. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    If you aren’t singing this in your head to read it, you’re a wrong’un.
     
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  6. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I suppose we may taylor a win in this game, but we will need to be at our mercurial best. Failure to gain any points will leave some fans in need of a priest, or at least a deacon.
     
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  7. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Sadly we don’t have a Lambert.
     
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  8. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who gets Olufelu Olemola into song lyrics get my vote.
     
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  9. milton archer

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    Well done. LTL don't know what you do for living but suspect you're under-selling yourself....respect
     
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  10. greensaint

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    Flipping rubbish!
    Where's the stats. Where's the pretty club badges?
    This to me is a clear sign of our club's decline. We used to have standards, aspirations, centre forwards. Now its all bloody poetry and puff.
    Mark my words this can only end in casual comments and off topic threads. About time we brought back those quartered shirts, rattles and moustaches.

    Worried of Wimborne.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Absolutely ****ing superb <applause>

    Can't believe how well you've got it to fit in and I was genuinely singing along to it.

    You've really outdone yourself here Laces, I know we keep saying it but I seriously can't see you beating this <laugh>

    Seriously, seriously good <applause>
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I talk a load of bollocks, so this kinda suits me.
     
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    Under Pressure but The Show Must Go on. Friends Will Be Friends but only the fourth official this time.

    Kick-off 15:00 GMT

    Saturday 10th March 2018
    Newcastle United v Southampton
    Referee: Andre Marriner
    Assistants: Scott Ledger, Richard West
    Fourth official: Kevin Friend
     
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  14. rednright

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    Absolutely superb....better than the original! Its a shame that the team is unlikely to reach these heights.
     
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    HAHA, brilliant, took me ages to get through it as I had to sing it. That is bloody superb
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Got a good feeling about this one... Can see it in the Mercury.


    Up the ****ing Saints.
     
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  17. thebronze14

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    LTL you are now my hero!! Must admit as I'm no craic I generally don't bother reading the first post in these match threads but I'm glad I did with this one....I think we'll definitely win now!!
     
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  18. Saintmagic

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    0-0 or 1-0 Newcastle
     
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  19. Whiteley Saint

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    2-1 Saints
     
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  20. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    1-1. Put the deeds to your parents house on it.
     
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