Weekend Fred 9 of 52

Early start to weekend with today off,no golf tomorrow,telly,light the fire and look out the window, have a stroll down to local for lunch and a few pints which could turn into an all dayer with everyone off. I'll probably give the bbq a miss this weekend, finding it hard to light.

 

Great Fred Mick, Great Fred. I'm still away so i will probably watch Gomorrah and the frequent the Hard Rock cafe on Sunday for an assortment of ****y cocktails.

 

I'm going to buy a new bucket for Patience's POO POO.

 

Yes Gomorrah on the viewing list for the weekend,want to see Hostiles but doesn't seem to be a stream yet @Aldo.41 to confirm.

 

Here you go mate http://putlockers.fm/watch/XvjByzve-hostiles-2017.html

 

Tonight I'm gonna get nakid in the snow and see how much my penis shrinks

Can't see there being much football on tbh so will spend some quality time in the pub.

 

You call your wife "the pub"?

 

LAIN ME LOVE U WEN U GET DE BUCKIT 4 DE POO POO

 

**** off you mad ****!

 

Catch up with old friends etc was in the pub on Wednesday and is was like Christmas, jammers.

 

DIS WEEKEND ME GOIN 2 USE DE NEW BUCKIT 4 MY POO POO

 

This morning will be spent risking life and limb in search of bread. I've heard there is a shop open in Cleland and there's talk that the proprietor has a stash of Warburton's toastie slice. I haven't bought Warbuton's bread since that two faced rat walked out on the famous Glasgow Rangers but extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures.

Tomorrow volunteering with the Bellshill mountain rescue patrolling the North road for any citizens who run into trouble in these extreme conditions.

Sunday will be posting videos on Facebook all day of me in various hilarious and wacky scenarios involving snow.

 

Managed to get a whole back of shopping for £7 from M&S yesterday as they were closing early and had reduced loads of stuff.

Going to spend the day working from home and knocking one out to one of the attractive guests on the Jeremy Kyle show.

The rest of the weekend depends on the weather. Hoping to do some walking, shagging and watching football.

 

@Mick O'Toon

 

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phook nose!!

Supposed to be going to the Old Lady on Sunday to watch Rangers march towards a double winning season but the game might be getting called off.

HART ON HAND

 

Be a bit cold on Gambetta for the ladies!

 

Got today off/working from home, so got ****faced last night and going to get super stoned today

Going down to the Grandparents tonight to see my parents if the snow doesn't **** trains up, otherwise not sure what to do, will probably involve pizza and spliffs though.

Everyone spare a thought for the lonely, at-risk elderly people stuck on not606 all weekend #Dev

 

Had my 'weekend' at Portobello, Joppa and Musselburgh on Wednesday; pished oot o' ma brain. Many falls in the snow; spectacle case bashed tae f**k! Great day!