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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Define good salary
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    £17.5k iirc.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 28, 2018
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Scotland now on RED ALERT

    Buckfast freezing in bottles
    Celtic and Rangers fans huddling together for warmth
    Tunnocks teacake production grinding to a halt
    Wearing kilt equals certain death
    SEND FRIED FOOD!
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 28, 2018
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    20180228_115126.jpg
     
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  5. gas

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    A bigger base figure than Devs age plus bonuses, pension, health care, car allowance & generous expenses. <ok>
     
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    gas, Feb 28, 2018
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    £18k then.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 28, 2018
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 28, 2018
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  8. gas

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    Forget the Orange stuff guise, it's official, there are red warnings in force.

    RED ****ing warnings FFS

    that means ****s are gonna die, luckily it only applies in Scotland
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    One which, nonetheless, could probably get the better of the combined Jocklandshire best XI FC United
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 28, 2018
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  10. Tina.

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    Snow is really bad here. It’s a swirling blizzard. Meant to be getting worse too.
     
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    Tina., Feb 28, 2018

  11. Mick O'Toon

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    Aye,storm Emma meeting the Beast from the East,your local is the safest place to be<cheers>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 28, 2018
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've been out at meetings and same again tomorrow. Perth and East Kilbride for this cuckolded son of a male nurse.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 28, 2018
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  13. Tina.

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    Glasgow schools shut tomorrow too <party>
     
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    Tina., Feb 28, 2018
  14. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Back hame noo. Did an hour on the crayons.

    Elite hatchback was struggling today. SAFely home now. Parked on double yellows tho but ye canny see them lolol
     
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  16. Tina.

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    Shut it ya ****.
     
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Leased m0?
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only a schmuck buys crayons
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 28, 2018
  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Somebdys got a big grow on the go bruv.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 28, 2018
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    *Dev's jokes get even worse.
     
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