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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    smelly old socks worn
     
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    by Felix Baumgartner whilst
     
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    sucking his wife's toes
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 27, 2018
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    clean after she walked
     
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    to the local Tescos
     
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    to collect bags of
     
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  7. Hoop-Leif

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    Potatoes imported from France
     
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    that tasted really weird
     
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    San Diego, Feb 28, 2018
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    due to being covered
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Feb 28, 2018
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    on the front page
     
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  11. Hoop-Leif

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    of 'Smelly Veggie Monthly'
     
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    available at good newsagents
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 28, 2018
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    and some bad ones
     
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    buy one, get one
     
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    thrown through your front
     
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    door, which requires painting
     
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    by a professional wrestler
     
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    or boxer wearing gloves
     
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    the finish is particularly
     
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