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The Beast From The East

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Feb 27, 2018.

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    No, not kind Jim Torbett!

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    BUT THE BIG STORM! Current reports have frightened Nigels in the South in panic mode.

    GODSPEED TO ALL OUR VIBRANT AND MUCH-LOVED NIGEL ****S.

    #HAILHAILWATP
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Big red breaker on the BBC yesterday saying '10 centimetres of snow'.

    Nige ****ting it :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    "OH JOLLY GOSH WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE US!"

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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Just found this on the bonnet of my Ford Granada. Dirty bastards!

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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    On the way here tonight:emoticon-0176-smoke, it's snow joke.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ve alreay leased a delonghi dragon 4

    #elite
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Might order a chinky and wait 2 hours for it to arrive due to the weather.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Rangers game better be on. I’ve booked the morra aff work.
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Tina.

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    Snow here in the west of Glasgow. Locals out walking about in shorts and t shirts.
     
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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Tina.

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    Harder.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Maybe time to throw a jumper on.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I worry that Toby's two bar fire in his bedsit will cope with this terrible weather.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    4 bars, his room is MASSIVE.
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Just back in from kicking **** out of taigs.

    Dec and Bernadette will rue they the said Sevco to Barrance McBoyne Lochrie.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Feb 27, 2018
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye but 2 don't work. He burnt them out during a sock drying accident. Carnage man.
     
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  18. Tina.

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    Yassss <laugh>
     
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    Ahm up North and some of the locals are wearing coats ffs

    If this carries on ahm doing a Speedy, too cold for this soft southern spastic ***** ****. :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  20. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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: Julie's nostrils used as snow blower, baz flinched as dev went to scratch ear, baz gasped as bus turned into robertson street, julie secret rendezvous with dev, thwarted by heavy nose breathing, baz left fuming as julie spits out bald kid, Trev used for shelter in Empire Strikes Back, crowd shelters from snow under nev's fat flap, baz sleeps with hall light on

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