Off Topic The four word story thread here!

The tradesman entrance or

 

When cutting a cucumber

 

if you miss and

 

slice off a digit

 

avoided had you only

 

out and not been

 

decision to use a

 

circular saw instead of

 

a plastic implement designed

 

to penetrate but not

 

cause any real disruption

 

to the elemental function

 

of, potentially, mass production

 

of many useless items

 

safely lodged in the