IF WE WON THE NEXT TEN GAMES

I Think "I'm a dick", but i could be wrong

 

Means "I've got a small penis, look at my car instead"

 

i think the whole of qpr is dictated by matt smith hes the only game player we have who can destroy anything in this division but we need to get down the wings and put balls across that goal,its no good relying on washington hes absolute crap he must be one of our worst ever buys

 

Bosingwa?

 

Mission accomplished
Chastised I must return to the real world where I am adored.

 

Truth be known as a young man when I had my penis tattooed I wanted my real team tattooed on my member Borussia Munchengladbach.

I was told by the designer to think again and in the end went for QPR. I couldn’t spell WBA or PNE then ... at least I got the Q on which I can only just see if I stand to attention

 

If you could “thick again” you might have stretched to Vennegor of Hesselink.

 

I have no thyme for spelling on this fouram

 

Tru dat

 

More like a sign of too many Special Brews

 

No need for that sort of language on here

 

Nurse!! Ted is out of his bed again!