What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Had a burger delivery from moody burgers tonight.

First time experience and frankly left me feeling moody.

Took an hour and a half to arrive virtually stone cold and the burger Pattie was burnt. Absolute rubbish is what it was.

 

I wouldn't have paid them.

 

Paid online. Even if we hadn’t we wouldn’t have known it was cold and burnt til the driver ****ed off.

 

Can’t see how an online burger delivery could ever work out well.

 

I flat out refuse to order **** like that online, I'd rather speak to someone.

 

Exactly.

An hour and a half for a frazzled piece of crap

****ing do one!..

 

You'd check it after an hour surely?

 

That’s always been my fear and why have never bothered before. Just didn’t want pizza, kebab, chinky or curry. Doesn’t leave any other options.

Won’t be doing it again.

Last couple of times I’ve had Chinese it’s given me nightmares.

 

When you order via an app you get a deliver time which was an hour. Then got a message saying it would be 20 mins late.

 

Unless you're in a city and the burger joint is just around the corner, I can't imagine why you'd ever phone one in.

We're in a village and we never have delivery takeaways. **** knows what villages they go to before they get around to us. We just always collect.

 

delivery burgers

 

Mate of mine years back took over an old independant burger joint in Newbury and transformed the place selling quality ground beef American burgers. The quality was amazing and he had a delivery service which was the backbone of the business although people used to drive upto 20 miles to get them. Sadly he got murdered (not burger related) but the new owner has kept the same standards.

 

We can’t get any deliveries from Just Eat anymore due to living in the sticks, there was 2 who’d bother until recently but now they’ve taken our village off their lists. Which means we have to drive to collect which takes about 45 mins round trip and somewhat negates the ****ing point of a takeaway So we generally just eat out now instead, like tonight

 

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Eating this for breakfast, Kai mod deang. Ant egg soup, looks **** but was delicious.

 

**** me that’s like a bushtucker trial

I’m on aldi pizzas, not anywhere near as exotic. Bottle of Rioja to accompany

 

No it's not. It's ****ing red ants eggs with loads off ****.

 

You could've taken that to the grave mate.

We wouldn't have thought any less of ya!

 

Its red ants eggs, and they are evil little bastard things when you are stealing their eggs. Pack a bite, the horrible little twats.

 

A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg

 

****s wrong wit you nigga? **** outta here wit that ****.