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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toley Fart, Feb 21, 2018.

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've lived in Ponders End and spent time in Beirut.

    There are subtle differences between the two. For a start, Beirut is slightly less hostile and has fewer burnt out motors.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Feb 22, 2018
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And you are far more likely to get into a punch up in a kebab shop in Ponders End than you are in Beirut. But the chilli sauce is better.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    All the ****s getting stabbed in Camden were all a few mins away from my old flat :bandit:
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You’ve never even been to Glasgow, you French poofter.
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 22, 2018
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  5. Toby

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    It's quite far down the list of places I plan to visit tbph <ok>
     
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    Toby, Feb 22, 2018
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Why?
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 22, 2018
  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Beautiful city, great public transport links and a bustling city centre (lots of pooves)
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Feb 22, 2018
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Because it's cold, full of Jocks and I'd have to check every tree I walked past in case someone is hiding up there.

    You mean London or Glasgow? :huh:
     
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    Toby, Feb 22, 2018
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    Glasgow is a poor mans Coatbridge <somersault>
     
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    gas, Feb 22, 2018
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    You’d like it imho
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 22, 2018

  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Horizontal rain, chronic tuinal addiction, indecipherable accent, hasn't seen sunshine since Victoria's coronation <ok>
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s glorious today you fenian slag
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 22, 2018
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Then no doubt it's full of overweight punters walking around with their tops - sorry, taps - off. In ****ing February.
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

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    You'd like Glasgow. It has its own gay festival and there's lots of poncy shops.

    But Glasgow isn't gay. It's full of hard men. Mostly hard cocks up each other's ****ters but definitely NOT gay.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Feb 22, 2018
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  15. Toby

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    Seeing the state of most Jock women I think being gay would be a logical choice <ok>
     
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    Toby, Feb 22, 2018
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    Don't conflate Glasgow with Scotland. Most women outside Glasgow aren't 4ft 10 and bright orange.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The only issue we have is there’s ****ing **** loads of Irish
     
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    Toley Fart, Feb 22, 2018
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  18. Toby

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    Since London was gentrified you barely hear any of them here. We have a few token ones to make sure we can claim to be multicultural <ok>
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    You need to laugh at these London gays getting all offended because someone had the audacity to label vast swathes of their home city as a lawless hell hole ran by African child soldiers yet they same guys think that it's ok to do likewise to a city they've never been to.

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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Feb 22, 2018
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    Unfortunately all the good stuff is cancelled out by this monstrosity.
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    gas, Feb 22, 2018
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