I've got my first caption ready to use Gordon - well, as long as it's a picture of a budgerigar eating a banana whilst riding a motorised lawn mower......
please log in to view this image "I've just ran the mower over the budgie, and hidden the banana on my person, which is why I am walking like this ! "
please log in to view this image Actually, I was thinking I'd employ a gardener to do the lawns, so she could make me a banana sandwich as a snack