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The Betting Board has been running from 2010 and has over 29,000 members.

I wanted to put the above in italics but I'm ****ed where the button's gone.



Anyways apparently I'm now a member of a club I've never joined.

It's that little misunderstanding with Far Right Gays Against Cultural Integration all over again.


I'd have used italics in that sentence anarl if I could.
 
Kin'ell I've just spent £400 quid on a bird from Latvia who's now coming over next week to marry me!

Mrs Gambler is not going to best pleased when she finds out that she's gonna have to sleep in the back bedroom while me and Svetlana cosy up under the Tony's Textiles King-Sized Duvet.
Shouldn't this be in the Hobbies, Pastimes and Interests thread?
No.... I think this could safely go under the INJURY thread... :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
Maybe we'll just have to take over the Poker board. It's the only board that still works.
Ye but are like the Sunderland board in their own separate hell like us??
There’s a significant danger that we all will have to start interacting, and even, God forbid, speaking, to actual people...in person
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Not going to happen. Pull yourself together den
 
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Ye but are like the Sunderland board in their own separate hell like us??

We're in a right existential pickle here and no mistake.

It's like a Sartrean nightmare where we all have to spend eternity on this one thread realising that we are all victims of our own solipsistic existence, staring into the empty voids of each others virtual eyes, mistaking human emptiness for the cultural expression of our souls.

Eternally being forced to update Alert notifications only to find that they are posted by Mr Hatem.


Hell truly is other people.
 
We're in a right existential pickle here and no mistake.

It's like a Sartrean nightmare where we all have to spend eternity on this one thread realising that we are all victims of our own solipsistic existence, staring into the empty voids of each others virtual eyes, mistaking human emptiness for the cultural expression of our souls.

Eternally being forced to update Alert notifications only to find that they are posted by Mr Hatem.


Hell truly is other people.

It's all gone a bit Lovecraft.
 
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We're in a right existential pickle here and no mistake.

It's like a Sartrean nightmare where we all have to spend eternity on this one thread realising that we are all victims of our own solipsistic existence, staring into the empty voids of each others virtual eyes, mistaking human emptiness for the cultural expression of our souls.

Eternally being forced to update Alert notifications only to find that they are posted by Mr Hatem.


Hell truly is other people.

My question is who are we going to eat first out of all us? SCB probably has more meat but Dennis will be more succulent due to being permanently marinaded.
 
We're in a right existential pickle here and no mistake.

It's like a Sartrean nightmare where we all have to spend eternity on this one thread realising that we are all victims of our own solipsistic existence, staring into the empty voids of each others virtual eyes, mistaking human emptiness for the cultural expression of our souls.

Eternally being forced to update Alert notifications only to find that they are posted by Mr Hatem.


Hell truly is other people.
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My question is who are we going to eat first out of all us? SCB probably has more meat but Dennis will be more succulent due to being permanently marinaded.

I'd offer to cook, but as we all know there's a snobbery about eating people rare. Could serve it as soylent green I suppose.

No, that's what society wants. You'll get what your given.