Off Topic The Burly Arms

I do listen.

 

Watching a bit of Winter Olympics.

Curling.

Mopping a stone into a circle.

B&M mops.

 

Next time you pop down the shop mate ask the lady behind the till if she's having a nice day and smile at her. If she smiles back then basically just get your cock out and she'll take care of the rest.

You're welcome.

 

Are you wanting a gf or just sex?

You going to let us old timers give you some hints?

 

Skeleton Bob now.

Which has inspired me to Google 'Skeleton Bob accidents and fatalities'.

 

A bit of a Gay sport really when you break it down

 

I was watching the girls. Jiggly bums. Not the worst thing I've watched today.

 

Could have said...I've been watching the blokes with their bollocks rubbing onto each other

 

Think I'm gonna miss the Porto game later, Or at least the 1st half.

Trying to get out of helping someone move flat, balls

 

Try telling them there's footy on.

 

Yeah I'm trying to get her to do it before 8, waiting to hear back, can't really let her down as I promised and she's always got my back

#balls

 

I have a cunning plan.

Get Metths to help her.

She gets moved .Metths get a ****. You enjoys the footy.

 

Great idea comm but I'd like to keep her as a friend, so metths out of the question due to being a fuglee utd cnut

 

Ok, back to plan A. Handcuffs and taser gun

 

So anyway this vegan cinema does a great chilli beef burger and loads of tapas. Might have to come down an hour or so before the film next time and have some grub.

They show lots of vegan films in foreign languages but also have a regular line up in the day time. Just taken the little un to see ‘early man’. Brilliant film, great for the family and footie themed too

 

He needs to take he "pussy off the pedestal" to quote a '40 yr old virgin'

Lead horse to water comes to mind

 

What the **** is a vegan film?

And

What the **** is a vegan beef burger?

And

What the **** is a vegan cinema?

And

What the **** is doing in a public house


Cheers

 

Was a quip on Tel’s definition of ‘independent’

 

Did you watch Quornburger Hill?

 

Just realised I hate vegans

It's a vegan cinema


No , it's just a tv screen in a pub with rabbit food