Matthew - I'm going to help you get a girl - here are a few suggestions for you to try out, conversation wise, on the fairer sex tonight. "I like football but it's not THAT important to me, I prefer travel and expanding my mind with a good book. I particularly like travel writers like Bill Bryson, do you?" "I used to support Chelsea but I'm Welsh, so I now support Manchester United, although football isn't THAT important to me" "I just love any programme narrated by David Attenborough - his voice is like velvet chocolate. He is my inspiration. Him, Nelson Mandela and Joey from Friends" "I'm thinking of doing some voluntary work - for Oxfam" Let me know how it goes
She cares even less of a **** about it than I do. The two of us are mere cogs in the facilitation of a smooth and perfect life for our offspring. We're not relevant in other words.
Never had any difficulty getting my leg over ... damn near cost me one of them .. an arm too Women continue to be the bane of my life ... got 3 daughters ... 25, 18 and soon to be 13 ... I live in the house of hormones ... I work late.
If you have daughters like I do, there is a moment when the eldest gets to secondary school when your life changes irretrievably ... it starts when she declares she is now part of a 'friendship group' ... from that point, until she goes to university, you become a social taxi service and walking ATM with the dawning realisation (in my case) that there are two more daughters that will embark on the very same journey in due course ... your own social life has now all but ended ...
Another poem If I whispered sweet nothings in French or Italian Wooed you with poems in Latin or Sanskrit Would you smile at me lovingly, but far more importantly Would you drop your smellies and show me your split?
My Mrs just called me She said "Three of the girls in the office have just received flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous" I replied "That's probably why they've received flowers then"
Hi minxy. have you ever met @Matth_2014 . He's 27. Supports Man U. Bit of a divvy. But is a virgin. Yes a 27 year old virgin looking for love @Minxy @Matth_2014 i should charge for this kind off service
