The Carniverous Smokers Club

Aw you dolly-do-right namby-pamby PC types can **** off.

The murder, cooking, and eating of animals while smoking tobacco is life's greatest pleasure.

You ****ers who think meat is murder are ****ters. Go offer a lion or a tiger some quorn and see what happens to ye. You are against Nature. Worse, you try to poison the rest of us with your limp-wristed anti-human ideas.

You non-smoking greetin faced wee ****ers who complain about smokers will be the first up against the wall to be shot when the revolution comes. We'll offer ye a smoke before shootin ye in the head.

You religious arseholes can get tae **** anaw. You trouble making ****s are well over due a right good slap down. When the revolution comes you will be next up against the wall. We'll feed ye non-kosher and non-halal meat before offerin ye a smoke and shootin ye in the heid.

(Christians will be shot in the heid just for being Christian).

So, party at my gaff next week. Who's in?

 

I'm a meat eating, non smoking, non religious hairdresser.

Where do I go?

 

You cook can serve food but otherwise keep to the kitchen and out of sight.

 

Someone seems to be full of the beel.

 

Fully agree with this entire post.

 

Aye stone ya fat ****.

 

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Pussy-whipped alky taking out his impotent rage on the internet

 

Oh my.

 

Have the hosts of top gear hijacked gambol’s account?

 

Will there be much wimmin at yer party m7?

 

It's the Lanarkshire life.

 

Pffft. Ah didny even get her a valentines card.

(Scared to go see her now)

 

Me being a well know misogynist, aye, loadsa fanny.

 

I have a foot in both camps, oooer.

Confirmed carnivore but never smoked. I like smoked meat though, burnt ends are fookin mint.

 

Your posts/likes ratio is ****ing appalling.

 

Sometimes you can be very hurtful.

 

Your ratio is better now

 

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I like Eddie.

 

Gambol just isn't appreciated in his own time. Like Van Gogh. When he finally croaks his likes will soar.