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Valentines Day

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Feb 11, 2018.

  1. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    she is up for grabs , 27751760_1692519284142662_5267269971444098348_n.jpg last seen diving aboot up north on sunday ..
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Say it with Flowers , buy her a Triffid !
     
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  3. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    I got dumped on Valentines day once because the gift I bought her wasn't good enough <laugh>
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Well rid of that, mate.
     
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  5. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, think I was 17 or 18 so back when I didn't always think with my brain. She was stunning but so superficial; learned quite a lot from that relationship.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Loved the good old days

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  7. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy tomorrow, fellow singletons.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Good for you, Bernard <cheers>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    This is why I don't do relationships...bitches have lost their bearings.
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    It’s Valentine’s Day, For single people like myself, It’s Wednesday.
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'm single too, mate.

    I've sent a poem to the police today on Facebook, but even they've not replied to me :(

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    Roses are red

    Drugs are a sin

    If I tell you who’s dealing

    Will you smash their doors in


    I used to be naughty

    But now I behave

    To tell you the truth

    It’s because I stopped going to raves


    I’ll finish this poem

    By wishing you a good day

    It’s just a coincidence

    But my last court date was in May

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    What do you think, Matth?
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... it's Valentine's day until midnight Matthew - plenty of time to get out there and make it real ... smile, be confident and don't get your willy out until you know her name <ok>
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I got dumped the day after my bird's birthday once, because my conniving **** of a mate told her the bag I gave her came from Oxfam (it did, but it wasn't 2nd hand).
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    banana.gif
     
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  15. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Real v PSG tonight, few beers to get suitably bollocksed then head out to find some girl who is depressed at being alone on Valentines. Today is great if you're single.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Great Idea! if you're having no luck and are in the Valley's there's always Meth... <whistle>
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I was tempted to hit town tonight, but dunno if I can be arsed.

    If you're a single girl and you're out on valentines day then you're only looking for the d let's be honest.
     
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  18. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I'm probably a bit too old to be trying it but **** it, I won't care after 7 pints.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's the spirit.

    @Matth_2014 take note.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm not single, it's still just Wednesday.
     
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