gonna give him the number of that tranny Deirdre Barlow you met on the train? Cheer up Matth, soon you'll be able to order a personalised sex robot on line, so you could have Pogba's hair on Cantona's head with Gary Neville's vagina.
Then tough ****. I'll be banging my Mrs tonight mate. While you'll be banging your head against the wall. That pic Libby put up is a lady I met on the train. She wants to **** me, just meet her and say I sent you to test her skills. She's game mate trust.
I'm not even joking about him coming to meet us for a beer. Could meet in brizzle or summit in the summer.
I want to like that and laugh mate, I really do. But you're not really in a position to be taking the piss are you...
Why? You're just getting angry as I have sex on tap. Please speak to your manager with more respect in future. Take that as your first warning.
He's hard graft. I'm sure they made a film about him...some comedy about a virgin. He asks for support then slams us down. Ruthless.
Matth - Deirdre just asked me to ask you how many inches you're offering? She'll travel to the Seven Bridge - might have to be in the car this side of the bridge but it's worth the toll payment surely?