Off Topic I’m annoyed

''hi granny, it's me metths, i'll leave your teeth in the jar''

 

"Hi I'm metth, and no that's not mayonnaise on my utd top"

 

hi I'm.metth, You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 37.

 

Hi I'm metth, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

^^^^^^^^^forgets metths has him on ignore

 

Good mates are brutally honest. He really does need to pay for it.

 

Hi I'm methh, You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus

 

A lot of #bullying going on here.

@luvgonzo

 

Be a shame if someone quoted me and tagged him

 

Meth started it

 

There's hope for Matthew...needs to grow a stubble, shave his hair and a cool looking goatee. Throw the Lonsdale wear in da bin and get some labeless clothes on


For starters

 

You basically just cloned yourself

Maybe meth simply has no game. I'd say thats a solid theory tbh, and can game be taught this late in life?

 

game can be taught to an extent but you got to have some natural flow too...or you'll trip up and Spurlock won't be around to bail man out

 

Have you considered the undateables??

As evidenced by this photo @Spurlock Got lucky.

 

Meths sex dungeon!

 

#bullied #bullying

 

It’s Matth, I don’t have a sex dungeon.

 

Don't know why but in some way I'm disappointed.

 

Without me in attendance this post was overlooked. Sometimes I wonder whether you lot want us creative types to put any effort in.

 

Thank you Stanley I now feel more appreciated.