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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018.

  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    You are ****ing sick...

    I have been on a 10k walk from Plumstead to Greenwich (I can't jog cos of my back) as part of my exercise routine.
    As it's half term I am sitting in a Costa having a coffee which I choked on as I burst out laughing at your post . I am on my own. So every ****ed in here is giving me daggers cos I look like a nutter laughing uncontrollably.

    **** you




    <laugh>
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Nice to give the splutter coffee everywhere back. Reading you ****s in the mornings here in Amazon coffee house think I'm mad. <laugh>
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    I reckon Matth is a playa and he's laughing at all you chumps.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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  5. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Checking whether the feckers have gone home yet?
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    "I'm Spartacus"

    What do I win?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Matths virginity.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Had it ... he's limping ...
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Is that coz he twisted his ankle when he fell over laughing at your little maggot?
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    Or Fosse's idea of foreplay is to kick him in the shin?
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    To get him to bend over?
    #tactics
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I’ve been arrested.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... I left you at home ...
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    It was different with you ... had to strap a plank across my arse to stop me falling in ...
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Anyway enough of the Fosse bashing...we can do that anytime

    Matthew only has himself to blame. He's got/had a great platform to entice women with via his YouTube channel. I remember back in the day when @Skylarker @BobbyD and myself used to give Matthew free advice on sorting his look and vibe out but he didn't listen...he could have been a straight Balla by now, still hope if he's interested.
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    You need to take your foreplay gifs somewhere else...there's no chicks with dicks round here
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Yes, Yes, to Spurlock you listen.

    Remember what you have learnt, help you it can......
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    ^^^^^^^^ dreams of "Fosse" bashing ^^^^^

    #GaylordMcSpudBucket
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Meths a lost cause mate.

    Hes 27, not 17

    Genuinely feel for the lads ballbags, must be the size of basketballs by now
     
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