Valentines Day

Poetry ****ers.

 

**** kinda accent you workin wit bro?

 

Umm a northern one?

Was a bit of a stretch tbh but **** it

 

Luvvy's a ****er
And just no fun
He should meet up with Skiddy
And play with his bum

 

I'm not the only one then. Never saw the point in eating something that horrible you have to drown it in sugar and lemon juice, just to make it bearable.

 

Libby is a red
Sky hates his balls blue
Their besties together
With skys fave bird too

 

That was class, to be fair

 

@Tel loves bakayoko
he says it each matchday
when morata misses the goal
his cock goes spray spray spray

 

This kinda fits in with V day

 

@BobbyD loves the D
He eats it every day for tea
He likes to dip it in Um-Bongo
Cos he is a ****y *****

 

Luv's not a fan of the bard or the rhyme?
The coupling of words is a literary crime
He much prefers prophecy or to play it by ear
If this year's not 'our year' perhaps it's 'next year'

 

Ginge likes a thai
Spurlock loves a hoe
In the land of the ladyboy
they can go out as bros

 

Ok I'm abandoning thread.

 

Luvvy's vacated
He had nothing to add
He was hoping for flowers
But went away sad ...

 

Fixed

 

If you look at the one with beige leggings on, using your peripheral vision, her bottom half looks naked

 

Need a not606 battle rap thread

1st up!

Spur "the gash crasher" lock
vs
fosse "da flouncer" filberto!


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That's a good one.

I thought they punched horses and ****ed dogs though?

Either way, Shearer is still a ****.

 

Spurly's a Spud
That thinks he's a blud
He aspires to be an anal wart
He made it ... done good

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Metths is a virgin
And will die one too