Valentines Day

I’ve always had flowers delivered and given her a card on Valentines Day. After 17 years if I stopped now she’d think I was going over the side ffs.

 

... it's a sure sign that you are getting old when you are actually more excited about Pancake Day

 

Can’t stand the things, so I’m safe there mate.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Maths a bald virgin
So his balls are blue too

Thank you

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
@Spurlock has no standards
any mooshoo will do

 

never bought the missus owt for Valentines day and never will. Luckily she agrees with me it is exploitative bullshit.

Mind you if she is lucky she may get flowers or whatever in a couple of days time when they're unloading unsold stock

 

It's rather comforting that this thread has now 'descended' into poetry

 

There was a young thing 'name' of Comm
A committed (or should be) Mackem
He's quite fond of a tat
From his neck to his twat
and has "Open All hours" on his bum

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Comms a pisshead
With dribble on his shoe

 

Southampton are red
The skates are blue
We went to Milan
While they were still in league 2

@pompeymeowth

 

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Sucky is a ****er

 

... But has a sexbot too!

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I regularly own @Spurlock
And his username name soon too

 

... is not classical in its' formulation, admittedly ... but it has a certain resonance ...

 

Don't hold back Fosse tell him it's ****e
Factually correct but zero effort

 

Just wondering how many of these will follow this evening and how many will start with "Roses are red..."

 

Roses are red
Leicester are blue
Fosse talks ****e
It's like he's on glue

 

Roses are red
Not606 is wrong
When Matth opens his mouth
We know he's a mong

 

Liverpool are red
Chelsea are blue
Alli is a diver
and Kane is one too!

 

You're too nice, Bobby