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Valentines Day

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Feb 11, 2018.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Who is an ugly single **** like @Matth_2014 and me?

    Who will be buying what for their boyfriend/girlfriend and what sort of cash do you spend on them?

    Does anybody do anything romantic and special for their other half? :emoticon-0119-puke: (Be honest)
     
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  2. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Will be doing **** all, I remind her every day how lucky she is to have me <laugh><whistle>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'll have a ****, then a back off quavers and laugh about all the money i've just saved
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I will be spending precisely not one ****ing penny on the sham.

    People who 'celebrate' valentine's are sad, needy ****s.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Slippers and a dildo, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Load of ****...manufactured emotions
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Welcome to PL board mate
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nothing, makes me wana puke
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    LADIES SHOULD TAKE HEART !


    1. Ash Wednesday
    2. FC Porto Vs Liverpool
    3. Real Madrid Vs PSG


    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:.Men are going to be busy:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's ash Wednesday?
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When the population of Ireland rub *** ash on their foreheads <ok>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs has just ordered a new car and booked herself a holiday, with the 'joint' money. I'll be expecting at least a half-arsed hand job for that.

    She's getting newt.
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Booked ‘herself’ a holiday? What the **** is that all about?
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She's going away with the girls for a few days. Obviously not just herself, but I'm not going.
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Ah the girlie break I see
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    As well as going to Paris with the girls on a Hen party.

    They need both apparently.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Must be worth a nosh off, surely?
     
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  20. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    There's always an upside to the wife going away for the weekend mate!!
     
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