Firsts.

Space cake in Amsterdam can mean a whole different thing altogether.

 

top post.

 

First time you bought a car: 32 (Only been driving 7 years and my two previous cars were bought for me by my Father in law, who is minted)

First time you had sex: 16

First time you got drunk: 12

First time you got punched up: Don't think I have ever had a proper kicking

First time you got arrested: 10 (Shoplifting)

First time you took an illegal drug: 13 (Cannabis)

 

This is for all those strange people who somehow reached adulthood without ever getting their heads kicked in...

 

Ridiculously good fun.....

 

sensible people - or hard nuts - or the quick sly punch and run types

 

I look back and am thankful for avoiding a kicking a few years back, I got kicked out of a gig for various things the last being threatening to smash some guy up, the bouncers dragged me out which I accepted but then they tried taking my beer and I squared up the pair and told them and told they'd have to take it from me, they both just told me to **** off. I look back and am thankful they were not in the mood to kick my head in.

 

Bouncers are ****s to be honest.
My brother was one, and he was a **** in his younger days.
They perform a necessary role, but you have to be a certain type of prick to do a job like that.
Meatheads looking for any chance they can to kick the **** out of someone (though most probably deserve it).
I remember one of my brothers colleagues saying to me "There is nothing like feeling some belligerent prick's bones break under your hands....."

 

You had sex at 10 years old?

Blimey!

 

First time you bought a car: 17.

First time you had sex: 17

First time you got drunk: 14 ish

First time you got punched up: 17 - me and a couple of mates got jumped because my mate used to dress like an emo. Not fun.

First time you got arrested: 16

First time you took an illegal drug: 15/16

Pretty standard from me

 

Going out on a limb here but something about his post tells me it was slightly tongue in cheek.

 

I dunno.

A mate of mine lost it at 12.

 

To expand on my story as it was quite a night. I dragged my mate off to see what would be described as an Alternatve Country Singer, he'd never heard of him and just tags along when I go off on one to some strange whim I've decided on, It's a regular thing. So we meet in Ponty and he drags another lad along who is well over 6 ft and is like a stocky version of Lurch from the Adams family, my mate has decided to take the piss and is in a cowboy outfit so imagine that 3.

We get to the venue well oiled and walk in, the staff look at us and the manager pipes up asking us what we want as they can't understand why we are there, I say it's for the band and the confused manager escorts us into a room that is alll white tablecloth round tables with candles on. We're thinking WTF? At this point but decide to go with it.

It's an acoustic night all polite clapping and ****. As the main man comes on we're well into it and he's brilliant so we're lets say more enthusiastic than the rest of the room, some American woman comes across and politley asks us to be quiet, I tell her to go **** herself.

The singer is having a bit of banter with our table and asks for requests I throw out an old song and he gets it wrong so I pop up on stage and give him a hug for trying.

As I walk back some guy tells me to sit down so I grab him by the throat and suggest he keeps out of my face. The bouncers drag me out. I'm later banned from Ponty Weatherspoons for popping over the bar and serving myself and my mates.

 

i never had you for an angry drunk

 

I'm not generally but it was a hell of a night and we'd been on it from about 4 in the afternoon proper smashed, the people around us were being ****s as well, the singer was lauging and talking to us, he's a Texan used to spit and sawdust bars he was loving the banter. He sings a song about a mining disaster and at one point before that song he asks the crowd if there are any old miners in as Ponty is a mining town. My mate shouts out, "they're all dead!" the singer is pissing himself the crowd around us are very quiet.

 

lol maybe i'm reading it wrong but the audience were quiet and the guy asks you to sit down doesn't quite deserve a kane chokehold . Not like he called you a cant or shoved you or anything lol

 

He slapped me as I walked past and went along the lines of "Oi! just ****ing sit down!"

 

lol in that case you should have bottled the cant.

Your original description was this lol

 

We were getting eyeballed by the American girls boyfriend as well but he wasn't going to do much if you imagine it's a table with a cowboy, Lurch and a skinhead looking fella.