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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    What age were you for these firsts in your life?

    First time you bought a car: 19

    First time you had sex: 15

    First time you got drunk: 17

    First time you got punched up: 15

    First time you got arrested: 22

    First time you took an illegal drug: 17
     
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  2. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    Never, I’m hard as ****
    Never, I’m smart as ****
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    Looking forward to HIAG’s.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    HAIG don't live here anymore
    (Oh no)
    Just a vacancy
    HAIG don't live here anymore
    (No, no)
     
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  4. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    First time you bought a car: 29

    First time you had sex: 20

    First time you got drunk: 10

    First time you got punched up: never

    First time you got arrested: never

    First time you took an illegal drug: never
     
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  5. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    First time you bought a car: 17

    First time you had sex: 15 - 30 something mother of 2

    First time you got drunk:11 or 12 - all the fault of my mad mum. Had a Christmas party and she put me in charge of the serving the punch she had made . Her last instruction before people arrived were make sure you glass is full to encourage them to drink. She should have told me not to drink it ! .
    Still remember telling me dad that i was ill the next day & thought it was harsh when he laughed & said "you're not ill just hungover" , When i said i couldn't be as i'd only had the punch. He then showed me the dustbin and pointed out 3 spirit bottles & said "she put all of those of those at least in that punch"

    First time you got punched up: 8 -some **** from school hit me on the back of the head with a half brick. I proceeded to regularly beat the **** out of him for the 7 months till we moved

    First time you got arrested: Never

    First time you took an illegal drug: 16 - weed
     
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  6. afcftw

    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    17, 17, 12, 11, 16, 12
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Thinking about it, I did actually get drunk a lot sooner than I said. Not copying or owt but we used to go to an aunt's on every Christmas Eve, family get together thing. I snuck into another room and got stuck into a couple of those pre made snowball things. Out of the bottle.

    Was very young, probably younger then 11.

    Shame it didn't put me off, eh?
     
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  8. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    First time you bought a car: 24

    First time you had sex: 17

    First time you got drunk: 13. I was violently sick and still can't stand the smell of Malibu or even things like coconut shampoo.

    First time you got punched up: 21. Cheap shot, the **** crept up behind me and lamped me in the side of the head.

    First time you got arrested: Never

    First time you took an illegal drug: 15 or 16. Weed. Never really got into drugs.
     
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  9. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    always used to be a problem visiting elderly female relatives round that time of year as they normally didn't drink so if you were offered a whisky you might end up with half a large tumbler <yikes>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    First time you bought a car: 26 VW Transporter

    First time you had sex: 15. She was a virgin and had such a tight pussy she cried when I shagged her.

    First time you got drunk: 10/11 My uncle was giving me brandy at Christmas and I got wasted and threw up on my auntie's new bathroom rug

    First time you got punched up: 15 Got jumped by 4 horrible pikey ****s in Thamesmead who tried to mug me. I thought I'd face them up and took a kicking instead and still got mugged.

    First time you got arrested: Got several talks in the back of a police car and taken home for being underage drunk, but first time I got properly nicked was at Stonehenge for trying to sell Pills to the riot police <laugh>

    First time you took an illegal drug: 14/15 Sticky black hash ... yum.
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    All of them by 17,most of them before 15.
     
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  13. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Similar to Tobes, all by 17/18 apart from the drugs. Never taken any form of illegal drug.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    First time you bought a car: 17 White Vauxhall Nova

    First time you had sex: 12

    First time you got drunk: 11

    First time you got punched up: **** knows, depends on definition 'punched up'

    First time you got arrested: 15

    First time you took an illegal drug: 11
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why? :(
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    First time you bought a car: 21 had a company car Mazda RX7

    First time you had sex: 14 and she was 16

    First time you got drunk: 14 on whisky and can’t stand the smell of it to this day

    First time you got punched up: haven’t but I did get stabbed

    First time you got arrested: 15 for sinking a boat

    First time you took an illegal drug: 15 weed, Charlie 18, LSD in Amsterdam by mistake 26.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Because drugs are bad mkay.
     
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  18. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Never felt the need.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That sounds like a good story <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    And the boat sinking <ok>
     
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