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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... she does ... <whistle>
     
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  2. Stan

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    Partial to group sex allegedly.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    Another plus :p
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Pics or bullshit.
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
    I aint posting pictures of my mother in law for you perves, ya sicko!
    I am more than happy for you to think its bullshit <ok>
    :p
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... just hope for you that your missus takes after her mom <laugh>
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    My wife was adopted unfortunately :(
    Not that she doesn't have her own Bow chick a wow wowness.
    But my mother in law was a stunner in her day.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <yikes> Bod's mother-in-law might actually be HELEN MIRREN!!!!!
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Helen Mirren doesnt have any kids, adopted or otherwise, she famously said she hasn't got a maternal bone in her body :)
    It would be awesome if she was my mother in law though,
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    I'd happily insert a fraternal bone in her body <whistle> ... even now
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

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    I live with 3 gooners.

    God hates me!
     
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  13. Burly Hurley

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    That was an awesome film to watch when I was a kid.

    She spent most of the film naked!!
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Yovanna? yes i vanna!
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    Ines helen
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  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Jesus :emoticon-0119-puke: Thoses arses are just too damn big!!!
     
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  16. Sucky

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    I have no reply to this due to shock
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ****.
     
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    Does your mother in law drink her own piss
     
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  19. Burly Hurley

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    You'd do a massive arse like them as well?

    Takes all sorts I guess.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    With what comes with the whole package, i wouldnt turn them down for having a bit of junk in the trunk. They're lovely.

    Although a big arse is certainly not in my agenda when looking at women for potential porking.
     
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