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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The country is depraved off physical jobs Industries are shot to ****. Everyone does office jobs. Hence the need for gyms and drinking ****y cocktails, and eating celery sandwiches, and going to a ****fest coffee shop.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    back in a bit, some bird on pornhub called Claudia Bavel and spliff making time, in the other order than typed.... <whistle>

    btw she looks like gal gadot if she was picked up in a park and up for a bit of friendly prostutution wink wink vid clue wink wink:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Really nervous about today. If it goes well, fantastic. If it goes the other way then I can see me ending up in the Tyne.

    One of the biggest days of my life.

    Love to you all x
     
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  4. Stan

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    Is this to do with selling your business or are you going to see a prossie to pop your cherry?
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Just had my ears vacuumed. I can hear the waves cascading and the seaside is over 50 miles away.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Good luck bro.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah good luck man. If you end up with concrete boots at the bottom of the Tyne, can I have your Gummie bears ?
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It's 2.20pm....I've got my News24 App open....hope you're alive
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I didn't end up in the Tyne <diva>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Come on then... spit.
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Huckkkk tooo
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Huck you too motherhucker
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've had scars on my chest for the last decade and I've always been unbelievably self conscious about them. I wouldn't take me top off in public sort of thing. They are that bad. I went for a tattoo today of Skye to get them covered over but the guy warned me when I went to see him that tattooing over scar tissue comes with dangers and big risks. He even said the dog could end up bong eyed. I went for it though and if it ****ed, I would have been in the **** big time. It's come out alright though, I'm really happy with it.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Glad to hear that mate <ok>
     
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  15. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Cheers mate. Appreciate it. I've got her slap bang in the centre of my chest and I'll be going back in a few month to get my full chest covered
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    What tattoo did you get mate?
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I got my dog mate. That's just the start of it though. I want something around it so my full chest is covered
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Cool, got a few discreet ones.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's good mate. Glad it's worked out for you. I'm thinking of getting some ink soon. I usually talk myself out of it though.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Can't be on your arse then...half of Thailand probably knows that
     
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