Match Day Thread 2017/18 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Good job liverpoolfans are happy with never winning

 

Tobes taking a break since #brexit is less stressful than Everton

 

well another way of putting it is

for the love of god will you give it a rest !

 

Whhhhhhhat

 

Don’t panic, Klopp has a brexit plan with Ings in his CL squad

 

Hows Everton's European adventure going?

 

I can’t do the pub as often for away games in Thursday, busy from days.

So glad Koeman made it a voluntary thing. With a bit of luck the trophy won’t be something Klopp picks up #trophyshy

 

Their European plan depends on moving to their new stadium

Not from the incremental income, it will just be physically located closer to Ireland

 

Bigstand, no trophy.

 

Didn't see the City game earlier, just seen Rim's miss on MotD.

 

Rather depressing that rivals are beating lower teams so easily. I really expected a tighter match, with Big Sam in charge.

 

Allardyce is a ****ing joke

I knew we’d get gubbed the minute I saw the team sheet, as he changed the entire shape and dropped 5 players after our only decent performance in over month, what a ****ing donkey

A mate of mine went as well the poor sap.

 

Reminds me of my wife. She gets a difficult dish absolutely great and on the button after a few attempts (I hope she never gets to read this !). I told her this was really nice and she should do it exactly the same way the next time. The next time it is nowhere as good. What happened I ask? "Oh, I just wanted to improve on the last time"

 

people don't appreciate just the madness that Mourinho has got up to.

arsenal now have a big part.of the best of Dortmund team in Mkhitaryan and aubameyang. put Ozil in there and if anything they are better than they have been for a long time up front.

great.

utd mean time are trying to make out Sanchez is their new Cantona while lucky has been turned on by the fans for being what he is, a lazy immobile sod.

meantime Mourinho persists with a flopper who can't tackle at lb while the real lb is frozen out for being unprofessional despite being fitter than anyone at utd.
plus he's now turned on pogba.

peps little sulk about 6 on bench was stupid and counter productive. but it's simply don't have what's needed to chase the city side down

 

Resting the squad for Palace #ambition

 

3 wins in 13 = success for fat sham

 

40 points = £6m for Fat Sam
60 points = £6m for Fat Sam

Why bother getting more than 40 points

 

1. Harry Kane
   Tottenham
   97 per goal
   
   2138 played
   
   22 Goals scored
   
   1 Assists
   
   Shots on target
   Total
   57%
   60
   105
2. Mohamed Salah
   Liverpool
   93 per goal
   
   1947 played
   
   21 Goals scored
   
   6 Assists
   
   Shots on target
   Total
   61%
   48
   79
3. Sergio Agüero
   Man City
   100 per goal
   
   1698 played
   
   17 Goals scored
   
   5 Assists
   
   Shots on target
   Total
   55%
   35
   64
4. Raheem Sterling
   Man City
   131 per goal
   
   1832 played
   
   14 Goals scored
   
   6 Assists
   
   Shots on target
   Total
   51%
   25
   49
5. Romelu Lukaku
   Man Utd
   180 per goal
   
   2161 played
   
   12 Goals scored
   

 

Good stats for the top two

 

Chelsea down to 10.......