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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by goldie, Aug 24, 2011.

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  1. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I'd just love it if everyone simply ****ed off Newcastle United and started up knitting, just to finally **** Mr Ashley in the arsehole.

    Never going to happen me included I'll just cough up my money and pride and take it balls deep every day for the rest of my desperate life
     
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  2. overseasTOON

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    So is that a knitted anal dildo we're making?


    Purl one, purl two, THRUST!, purl one...
     
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  3. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    No it's a one that sucks enough money out his arse until he begs for us to stop, come home and buys us a few presents.
     
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  4. Tino's Machine Gun

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    Not going to comment on this boycotting business you speak of, but yes Mike Ashley is a massive **** who has no idea how to run a football club and lies to the fans on a regular basis. I never get surprised by these new developments any more because I truly have come to realise what a bunch of knuckledraggers we have in charge.

    Pards wanted more signings now another one goes out the door, what the **** have they even been doing this entire time. What an absolute shambles, I know people say that Pardew's Mike's bitch and all but I wonder how much more **** the guy will eat before he decides that serving under this lot for one of the lowest salaries in the Premier League really isn't worth it.
     
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  5. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I actually hope we get relegated and all the fans finally grow some balls and **** off.

    Just to see the fact **** squirm
     
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    Im afraid this situation is not that simple... We cant all go away and then come back in 2 years and all the problems are solved!!!

    Sometimes a complicated problem needs a complicated answer!!
     
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    goldie Well-Known Member

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    It wouldn't take that long perhaps just don't buy any strips or boycott a few cup matches.

    Shouting at walls won't count
     
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    Life and soul of the party...
     
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  9. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I know mate I just hope to god we are bring in some good players before the end of the month.

    It's not even funny anymore because our fans deserve much much more
     
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    They don't have a clue what they're doing it's painfully obvious. We're at a stage of the window now where clubs are inevitably going to be inflating their players' prices slightly because it's a massive inconvenience getting rid of them so late, yet we're trying to haggle with them and play hardball.
     
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    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I get the distinct impression we will be going with what we have now. I'd prefer if they were just honest with us and stopped playing with are balls
     
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    We could all just wait until the end of the window before throwing ourselves off the Tyne Bridge, they might surprise us all and bring in even more good signings - let's see now, who have we brought in apart from Marveaux, Ba, Abeid, Cabaye, and with the "new" signings of Gosling and Ben Arfa, things not too bad so far. Give it another week before deciding whether you are going to boycott or whatever, but personally I'm not too worried.
     
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    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I'll be so surprised if we do I'll get arse burn leaning forward towards the tv just to be sure my eyes do not deceive me.
     
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    Haha you constantly refer to your balls and Newcastle, sorry just cracked me up!
     
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  15. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Nufc is in my balls I guess
     
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