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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by UTRs, Jan 21, 2018.

  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    QPR goalkeeper's water bottle 'urinated in' mid-match

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    A goalkeeper's water bottle was urinated in during a match, prompting police to arrest an opposition fan.

    A video on social media showed a man throw a bottle on to the pitch behind the QPR goal during their match against Middlesbrough at Loftus Road on Saturday.


    It is believed the bottle may have been taken earlier by a pitch invader.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-42767036


    Very sad<doh>

     
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    I read about that on Twiitter. If true then the individual that did it really is a low life. The Pi22 aside, our goalkeeper could have had a reaction to it. Stupid thing to do and if he is older than 14 he really needs to get a life.
     
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    Police have arrested him now. That's funny, see him laugh now. In court, Big fine, ban from football, criminal record and maybe time if he has previous. Plus he could lose his job (if he has one). bloody loser.
     
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    As if Smithies doesn't have enough problems already with our shaky defence.

    True justice would be making him come onto our pitch and make him chug a litre of Smithies piss, preferably lace with battery acid. Dirty bastard deserves whatever the court throws at him.
     
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    There’s more...

    My car got broken into just before the match. I’d left two season tickets on the passenger seat.

    When I got back to my car somebody had left another four....

    Bastards.
     
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    Luckily he didn't put something worse into it
     
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    Like the beer qpr serve
     
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    Reminds me of when the late Michael Winner was food critic for the Sunday Times or somesuch rag.

    In some posh restaurant or t’other, he called the waiter over to complain that the soup tasted funny. The waiter headed out to the kitchens, only to return and say, “I’m very sorry, Mr Winner, but the chef forgot to **** in it.”
     
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