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One for the lassies - spit or swallow?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jimthetim, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. Jimthetim

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    Jen,

    I thought it just tasted salty?
     
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  2. HackerJack

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    That option works for me too.
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    dammit to which bit?
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

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    its majorly unattractive. 'sides there are far too many non-smoking fitties to be that fussy.
     
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  5. Prime Minister Cameron

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    I am amused reading this thread.

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    Jen, you do realise that at least half of the guys posting on here have their trousers at half mast with soldier in hand reading your answers, don't you?
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    But what if you missed out on your "soul mate", your "Mr Right", "The One" if you will (and I don't mean Neo from the Matrix), just because he was a smoker? He might only smoke a couple a day. He might be just about to give up. You could grow to be an old spinster, purely due to your anti-smoking fascism.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I don't, I know what Hedge End ladies look like <laugh>
     
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  9. HackerJack

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    That's a horrible thing to say.

    Most of us will at least wait until we get home from work first.
     
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  10. Hash.

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    I didnt ..but i do now <ok> type something else tina mmmmm with your ****ty toes preferably
     
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    There are currently 14 users browsing this thread. (9 members and 5 guests)

    Prime Minister Cameron Cowboys From Hell Daredevil HackerJack jenthesaint1990 Jip Jaap Stam SolidSpur The Dandy Highwayman YonnerOAFC
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Think of the unborn children that you're denying life to Jen.
     
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  13. Welcome to the North

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    <laugh>

    Poor Unborn Tadpoles <yikes>
     
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  14. HackerJack

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    Someone needs to explain to Jip how spit, swallow, or over the tits works.
     
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  15. SolidSpur

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    This thread amuses me.

    I usually just pull out and finish on the tits. <ok>
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

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    **** you <laugh>
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

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    All girls should swallow, if not they're not worth being with
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    This was actually response to Jen saying she wouldn't have a bloke who smoked <ok>
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    back tracking fool once again youve made us look bad infront of anonymous internet folk <grr>
     
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  20. ToL1D7

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    nothing like Jizzing on a womans face or seeing her swallow. Just dont let her try kiss you for a few days after! <ok>
     
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