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  1. Eric Le Merde

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    abandoned wooden implement used
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    for making Pinnochio's dirty
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

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    sister amelia respond to
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    small wooden pointy things
     
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    similar to Madonna's bra
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2018
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    which is far less
     
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    frightening than Angela Merkel's
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2018
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    stance on fake tools
     
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    which describes Jeremy Corbyn's
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    fake liking of Diane
     
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    Abbott, whilst he really
     
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    does need new glasses
     
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    or champagne flutes, because
     
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    drinking from chipped mugs
     
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    like Beauty and the
     
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    gimp eyed one legged
     
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    Gruffalo was enough to
     
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    Give me a boner
     
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    as it girated on
     
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    My broken blow up
     
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