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Who would you rather shag?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Jan 17, 2018.

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Which one would you shag if you had to choose one?

Poll closed Jan 27, 2018.
  1. A **** ugly burd (Tina)

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  2. A sexy shemale

    6 vote(s)
    66.7%
  3. I'm scared!

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Let's settle this once and for all.
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Shemale (doens't need to be sexy - just erect)
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Where's the celibacy option?
     
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  4. gas

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    Both TBH
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    At least the granny doesn't have a bigger cock than me.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No to trannies for this rampant heterosexual.

    I'd rather the old bird, a proper (real) female every time, it's the real female of the species for me, no matter the age. The trannies can be stunning but having a cock is a deal-breaker i'm afraid.


    ps Mind you it does help when that old burd in the photie is about my age anyway.
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Op-you make me sick. Take my pic down plz.
     
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    For the 1st time EVER every **** on GC agrees with you. :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Who are the 3 latents?
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No brainer ffs
     
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  11. gas

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  12. gas

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    Sorry wrong fred <ok>
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Tuck job?
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'd rather be a billy than a tim.

    Hope this helps.
     
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  16. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Pumped plenty of ugly bints in my forty seven years of 'action' so one more will not hurt!
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Whereas getting yer Japanese flag rammed by a Trannie would.
     
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  18. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Depends on the size of his/her knob!

    Anyway, have indulged in some battery charged action at my local Gentleman's Club with the odd Eastern European 'fraulein' so my 'rising sun' not virginal!
     
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  19. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Aw f**k!

    Nothing decent on the box so was surfing when I landed on Celebrity Big Brother. F****n' Ann Widdecombe bobbling about in a cotton nightie with her sagging bazoombahs jiggling about; spewed up most of my supper roll of Nurnburger bratwurst, tomato and extra strong flavoured coloured cheddar with tomato and jerk sauce!

    The living room carpet is a f****n' mess!
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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