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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Throw away all the
     
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    bread and butter pudding
     
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  3. Eric Le Merde

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    it was contaminated with
     
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    Polonium 210 acquired from
     
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  5. Eric Le Merde

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    a fart produced by
     
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    Harvey Weinstein's solied underpants
     
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    which were carelesssly discarded
     
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    in his car boot
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 10, 2018
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    along with several colourful
     
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    condoms which he used
     
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  11. Eric Le Merde

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    to blow up, making
     
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    Funny little balloon animals
     
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    which he amused the
     
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    Life sentence prisoners with
     
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    before being invited to
     
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    Use the rear entrance
     
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    of the brothel near
     
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    Ipswich Town's training ground
     
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    more useful for hosting
     
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    old people's bingo nights
     
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