****ing hell, he's had 3 people tell him!? Not even reliable people!? Tempted to sign up to twitter, become the fourth and watch him go into meltdown
We should all convert to Islam. I did this a while ago in anticipation. Also we should realign the ground to face Mekkah.
Well today’s the day chaps. I’ve planned well. I beat the wife last night. She will understand by the end of the day. I grew a new 6 inch beard. Just in case. I have a new rug. Don’t know why I just thought it would look nice in front of the fire. I bought a copy of the Qoran( spelled incorrectly deliberately to avoid any religious stereotypes). The wife’s going to love the new sex positions. And a bag of pop corn to watch sky sports all day long. BRING IT ON!
So what time do we think this will be announced today? Before kick off? After full time? Helicopter landing in the centre circle at half time with the Saudi royal family getting out?
It will be announced ala WWF style.....during the Luton game we will hear the sound of glass shatter and out will walk Stone Cold Staveley to rescue us all!
ISIS are our new overlords. It will be announced by a half time beheading of Mike Ashley and Lee Charnley in the centre circle.
Have a feeling...................................................... ..................................................................................................................................................................................................... it won't happen today On a positive note, you never know, Haidara may be given an opportunity to show his talents on the football pitch today against Luton.
I ****ing hope it doesn't happen today!!! Me winning the sweepstake is far more important than sorting this club out and getting some transfer funds in place. Perspective people!!!!