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Off Topic Nile Ranger part 6

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 4, 2018.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    How he gets given chance after chance is beyond me...

     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He's as thick as pigshit.
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Wrong thread....<laugh>
     
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  5. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    So......you're saying he's available, and within budget?
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Jan 4, 2018
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  6. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Get him in, better than Hosselu
     
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  7. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Goes without saying.

    I remember seeing Ranger play one particular match and he looked an absolute world beater (potentially). Power, pace, good feet. Sadly, it was literally one game. Then he bought an AK47 and started wiping his arse with fifties.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    To be fair that's a decent return, compared to his phenomenal record of 3 goals in 62 games for us.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 4, 2018
  9. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl: Amazing!

    Got me interested - hes scored 26 goals in 160 games in his career. He's had more run ins with the police than he's scored goals. Seriously don't know whether to laugh or cry.
     
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  10. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    Was against Liverpool wasn't it ?

    He also put in a useful cameo in the Halloween 5 - 1.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Nah, we wont be able to meet his wage demands.

    :(
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    He was on 15k a week when at ours
    Unbelievable Jeff
     
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  14. daztoc

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    Coz he's gangsta, innit.

    Absolute bell end that seems determined to piss away any talent that he has and all opportunity's that come his way in his endless pursuit of being a 'badman'
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    He's even a failure at being a badman - desperately wishes he was doing bank heists and international diamond smuggling, but no, defrauding grannies and tattooing his name on his forehead is more his thing.

    **** footballer, **** gangsta.
     
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  16. the_gateshead_ninja

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    Has this arse seriously tattooed his name on his forehead?
     
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    the_gateshead_ninja, Jan 5, 2018
  17. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Aye

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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Supremely talented as shown by this clip. Watch the way he makes space for Benny <laugh>

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    I prefer the Generals version though!
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Is he aware they put an N at the end rather than an R?

    Rangen The Granny Defrauder, proper ghetto.
     
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