I’ve just done a two-card tarot reading for Pix. I turned over the Fool and then the Hanging Man. On closer inspection of the latter card, I noted that he wasn’t hanging by his foot but by his bollocks! I decided to turn a third card, as I seemed to be getting mixed messages. It was “the Fishing Net,” not a card I had even known existed. I’m still trying to interpret it all.
You'll soon get the hang of the tarot once you keep turning the "shot yourself in the foot" card over like your own version of Groundhog Day.
Don’t mind Figsy, Bruv. He’s often dazzled by the bright lights on this board and gets easily confused and lost. He’ll find his way back home in a couple of days.
It's gone from Harry Kane (which was interersting enough) to hiag seemingly making his 2 inch todger disappear up some grannies fart pipe at a conservative club.
The boys from the ‘Pede expressed an interest in magic, and pumped me for stories of my life as a conjuror. I was only too happy to oblige.
To be fair we have two conservative clubs in the town that I grew up in and they both have large function rooms that would hold 200 plus. Went to many parties at said clubs, over the years.
If you ever saw a feller in in a straight jacket that couldn't get out of it on stage, it wasn't Houdini it was Hiag.
I didn't say that I believed HIAG and his magic tricks, I just was putting Piskie right about the size of some conservative clubs. I personally can't think of anything worse than some **** trying to be clever with a deck of cards!!
