Tag Novel

Dammit. Just when I was beginning to think I'd recovered from that

 

#gas upset at rancid stench off er's penis but he came out his mood when #er farted blood as leroy withdrew coon length and #venom joy as uncle pat unloaded seed on face as the party heated up, then he noticed #senga tears as trev milked coon in club who had only recently got back with him after #senga ditched trev as scales top 40st.

#anton insitages ww3 with poofy nigels as the #tag papist recalls torbet bum sesh which only ended when the #lyt ghaped edge's ma in rough sex 4some and #tina used rasp file on bleeding itching prolapse

 

#dev visits mosque dressed as mohamed 9yo wife but he’s asked to leave after shouting #hahahahaha want a tissue you crying poof to a young lad who had recently lost his family in the war in Syria.

Shortly after this #dev fingered teen boys ass in back of s-reg corsa before #twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks after she refused to perform their seedy requests.

A quick shower and shave and it was time for #dev to sing a cilla's funeral and it was magical said the boys #dev sang beautifully at cillas funeral rejoiced twizz. Unfortunately tho #dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd and undone all his good work.

 

Dev's jealousy was unrivalled since he had heard about #kev + robert black in loving relationship ever since they had met and collaborated with one another over killing Sarah Payne. Dev's hero was tobin and #dev vistit to tobin with jar of dick cheese
Kev already had form because #kev put bulger on the tracks and #kev shoved batteries up james bulgers bum as #dev laughs at bulger family tears

 

#eddie bummed my hamster . That was the headline, but only if you aren't woke. It was actually #a poor man's eddie in the shape of #kev anger at minimum wage existence .He attempted leaving the biscuit factory to try the hand at his peoples music, #except kev can't rap . #kev + tobin on tour seemed like a dream but nobody told kev tobin wasn't a rapper so #kev + tobin raped kids instead.

 

It began with Dembele. #aldo apoplectic with beel couldn't handle it as the goals just kept coming. #aldo beat wife with jim duggan's 2x4 and as Stuart Armstrong ended the rout #then dab'd there was only the #wife cries over wasted life .

 

**** off ya fenian ****

 

Meanwhile at NOT606's golf outing #mick drives off the tee in a lada ,#fabio puts the dimples in golf balls ,#mons son makes ball from leaves and jiffy went to #gavin's special needs gym .Back in the bar #mindy attacked child in rangers top + got doing ,#tag papist pished in er's soup and #grove took penis for packed lunch

 

Yay Menshy!! Hang on....

 

I´m soooooooooooo going to try and do one of these tomorrow it looks like fun

 

Be on tenderhooks, very simple really

 

#mindy thought rubik's cube was mocking him so put a hit out on mongoger. Toby fancied earning some extra dough so #monny battered senseless by enraged hobo
Monny was dead and GC went wild!
#kirung danced to fiddler's elbow , #aldo drank paint stripper as his kids starved , #tina drank baby blood to look trendy #scan sang sash as jif nonced at special school , #trev sang famine song whilst pounding mon's melt

#he is a fenian bastard hahaha shouted Barrie as the coffin lowered. #a whole oak tree for a coffin questioned trev. #mon's head used as anchor for queen mary boat said simon. Of course we need a whole oak.

 

Mon monny beat one out ffs

 

Even the forum simpo managed to get 1 out, took all day dough.

 

I have just been told that Danny Welbeck's dad works in the army bomb disposal unit. His name is Stan...






****in yaaaaaaaassssssss, you ****s

 

#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler

 

^^^^ haha

 

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