Transfer Rumours There may be a god...

Have they not seen him? How do players like this actually make a living in football?

 

I have every confidence that Penfold will completely **** this deal up. The guy never lets us down in this respect.

 

Turkish clubs love a random signing

 

He'll be world class over there. The Turkish league is Sunday league standard.

 

Is he allowed to sign for two clubs then? Maybe its a way to save the home fans misery by each side just using him in away games.

 

I think they must think he’s actually a diamond as opposed to a diame. Or maybe diame is Turkish for mahoosive diamond?

 

Christ by that reckoning I must be worth at least £4m and I’m a middle aged drunk who could never play football.

 

Hell, you must be in really bad condition if you're only worth £4M and you're using Diame as your base line valuation!!!!

 

What the actually buggering heck? Two clubs are fighting over Diame?

Is he the key to some lucrative shirt selling in Senegal or something? Or are both teams just bored of winning every game, and want to make things a bit more interesting for the other teams, by sticking a gormless lolloping brontosaurus in midfield who can't pass, shoot and loses the ball without 2 seconds after receiving it?

Well stranger things have happened, Juventus bought Boumsong after all...

 

Can we not just:

Find a club with a Dennis Wise type set-up



Send them this

And charge about 50 Mill

 

AND he became a competent player!









That won't happen here

 

great team build up there
the game that won us the championship

 

we'll cut 'em a deal, 500 mil for all 4!

 

Ok then maybe I undervalued myself, probably £4.1m