****ing hate Xmas jumpers. The sort of sad sacks who wear them are the same people like HIAG who wear Homer Simpson socks and think they are being controversial.
Didn’t have much choice back in the day, mate. Very often they were bought or even knitted for you by your grandma or aunt.,so you had to look delighted and wear the ****er. Hence the beginning of the Rugby club Xmas day funniest Xmas jumper competition.
With your old granny sitting there, what are you gonna say? Anyway, the comp was a right laugh. Winner had to buy a round.
i actually like wearing my christmas jumper at home. Probably one of the warmest items of clothing i've got
I could never imagine looking at such a thing twice until this baby......... please log in to view this image I still won't own one but with a pipe and some slippers? Nah, still nah.........but slippers, oh yes. Took me until my 50's and owning a freezing cold Victorian pile to get there........but I wouldn't be without them now. Now about that smoking jacket and fez.............
Ah slippers, my dad had a pair of leather soled moccasins, they hurt like the belt. I went out and bought him some new ones for Christmas, testing them on my arm until I found a pair that sounded painful but weren't. He was happy with them, as was I.
Oh look love we got 33 likes on our Xmas jumper post... awesome, probably means your other 300 friends think you look an utter ****.