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    What do we want?

    Northern Irish accents.

    When do we want them?

    Noy.
     
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    Trees Up !!
     
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    Would you shag a Russian?
    Would you leave your wife and four kids for one?
    Would you do all that for a girl 43 years younger than you?
    Ronnie Wood.
     
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    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead get in a lift to go to their office.
    The brunette sees a suspicious pool of whitish liquid.
    "Eww! That looks like sperm." says the brunette.
    The redhead bends down and sniffs.
    "It smells like sperm," she says.
    The blonde puts her finger in it and licks it.
    "Well it"s nobody from this building!"
     
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    Welsh film remakes soon to be released:-

    An American Werewolf in Powys
    Huw Dares Gwyneth
    Dai Hard
    The Wizard of Oswestry
    Cool Hand Look-you
    Sheepless in Seattle
    The Eagle has Llandudno
     
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    This is the wurst tree I've seen this year

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