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Peter Kay cancels entire 2018 tour due to unforeseen family circumstances

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ll punch your **** in
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You still won't get the 50p
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    True, I don't drink but I still buy rounds and chip in to the whip round. I'm not a yid.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Racist English ****s
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^Puts a fork in his sugar bowl
     
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  6. monacoger

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    <laugh> that's ****ing mental
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's how copper wire was invented.

    Two Jocks fighting over a penny.
     
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  8. monacoger

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    <laugh> funny because it´s true pmsl
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I recall the time I dropped a penny off a high rise building, ran down to get it and it hit me on the head.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Was it sore?
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Aye stone lol!!
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    That reminds me of an hilarious joke

    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all in a bar drinking when a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman picks up a spoon and flicks the fly out then orders another drink, the Irishman puts his hand in the glass and fishes out the fly with his fingers before continuing to drink and the Scotsman gets the fly out of his beer and starts smacking it on the backside shouting "spit it out".

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because Scotsmen are so tight you see. And the fly may have drunk some of the beer and he didn't want it to go to waste.

    #ronniecorbett
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Probably. I would estimate is was travelling at over 140mph
     
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  14. monacoger

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    Probably, although I´m not sure of the exact terminal velocity of a penny.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Me neither. I don’t know if Eddie knows. Ask him.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think I will.

    Eddie, what is the terminal velocity of a penny? Asking for Trev and me.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    About 10 meters per second,roughly
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And I ran down the stairs faster than that.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Would it be quicker if it was smoothly?
     
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  20. monacoger

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    I would say more like 25 metres per second
     
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