Weekend Commencing 15th December Year of Our Lord 2017

What's everyone's plans? I'm having swimming therapy to help my leg muscles grow.

 

I'll be spending the weekend mourning the demise of the great not606 weekend thread.

RIP

 

Join a dating agency and post the hilarious results on GC.

 

Mocking is catching.

 

That'll make a nice change from drinking Mr Muscle.

 

Into town in the morning early for shopping then going to the Leinster match and on the piss till I fall down,Sunday recuperation and a bbq

 

You can't beat a BBQ in December. Classic Irish move.

 

If it doesn't bloody snow again I shall be continuing with my shed project. Encountering a drainage issue in the lower field which may mean even more ballast.

Probably baking even more of my award winning mince pies. Grove Junior might be having a sleep over so I'll make sure I've got my open fly pyjamas ready in time to do them all breakfast in bed. "Morning girls, thought you might like your buttered muffins up here"

"I say Grove Junior, did your Papa know his you-know-what was hanging out of his jimjams?"

"Oh yes, he always does that. You should see him in the summer, he dips the end in honey and lies in the garden counting how many bees land on the end of it"

 

In other words, you'll be hefting your oily mass onto terrified minors in some sort of pinning manoeuvre.

Damn your eyes!

 

Be sure to upload your construction pics. Lochrie did it a while ago and it went down a treat on here. I actually still visit the thread sometimes in the wee hours of the morning out my face on baby sham.

 

Planning on biting the bullet and telling Julie that Lochrie Sheds Corp. was wound up in 2013 and that I've been funding our exuberant lifestyle using various loan and credit cards.

Wash my luck guise

 

Seriously, how do you think she'll take it? Well or up the arse?

 

Beating wheelchair-bound spastics tomorrow.

 

A fine pastime.

 

She'll have another tantrum and then tell here parents at Chapel on Sunday and I'll be vilified by the congregation for being a Hun.

 

Olga is beeling because I went out and got very pissed last night, so probably taking her out for pizza in town tonight followed by a few Proseccos (keep an eye out for tags )

Tomorrow off to see Watford lose vs Huddersfield, with plenty of pints before and after the game, might even do lots of drugs tomorrow night depending on how drunk I am. Was debating calling Iain as no one ever speaks to him in our Whatsapp group, will see how charitable I feel.

Sunday will be spent as per.

Looking forward to it

 

Don’t actually know what am dain yet.

Might phone that Indian eddie was banging on about in Timmyglen. Although he rates dominoes so maybe not.

Senga has her works do the night but partners are not invited. So she says anyway!!!

 

Aye, she's getting her fart furrow ploughed by 3 schemies in the Garage toilets, probably quite roughly, as you sit at home sweating about why she's not replied to your 38467 messages.

We could go to the garage and try join in, mate?

 

As if, Trev needs his daily 14h not606 fix.

 

This lucky fella's off to Washington for four nights.

I'll probably head into Durham for the nice shops whilst I'm up that way.