Peter Kay cancels entire 2018 tour due to unforeseen family circumstances

Bastards eh?

 

Smart dough,you couldn't make them for what Lidl charge.

 

Greggs Rolls and sausage are an abomination, I'd rather eat fresh vomit.

 

Their bacon is nice. A wee roll n bacon and a cuppa.

#****allah

 

Nah, their rolls are too sweet and doughy for my tastes.

 

I prefer Morton’s rolls but they all kill my stomach. #coeliac

 

Gregg's chicken slices

I doubt they contain any actual chicken, but the combination of grease, pastry, and hot creamy sauce is pure ****ing heaven.

 

My part of town turned into ponce central in the early 90's. Every other decent shop down Portobello Road shut down only to be replaced with art galleries and shops selling wooden beads. If the loss of traditional shops wasn't bad enough that snidey fake cockney lisping c.unt-faced Jammy Oliver moved in and it all turned to sh1t.

The £3.40 coffee was in Covent Garden though where even the beggars have card readers instead of paper cups.

 

In Islington and Hackney, it's easier to get an antique picture framed than it is to buy a pint of milk these days


My mate bought his flat in Covent Garden off Westminster Council in 1987, and has not had to worry about money since he sold it 5 years later, the ****. Even the council estates in Westminster are full of honking poshos now (them and refugees from Mogadishu of course. An interesting mix I guess).

 

Listen to all the English scum moaning about the price of coffee.

No wonder glasgow is smiles better.

 

PURE DEID BRILLIANT, TREV

 

No **** in Glasgow smiles, ever. The combination of horizontal rain and religious fundamentalism has rendered the entire population of Jockoland terminally depressed.

 

Wrong ^^^

 

You could buy Glasgow for the cost of a round in London.

 

Stop moaning about the price of things you English prick.

 

I just had a thought rare I know but what happens to the eejits that bought their tickets on seatwave,viagogo etc.They won't find it funny,the seller/tout will get his money back but muggins will be skelped twice.

 

I didn't actually pay £3.40 for the coffee btw.

 

He doesn't even drink either

 

Not allowed to. Part of his bail conditions.

 

Ouch - this from a Scotch Jew? According to all known stereotypes, you'd fight anyone for 50p, ya ****.