Train update. 2 chavs from Cardiff drinking Stella and being all chatty. Playing music on their phone and trying to talk to any girl that gets on. One of them hasn't got a white tooth in his head every one of them is black. They get on the phone now and then and abuse the poor woman on the other end (one call was one of their mum's) waste of air the pair of them.
That was funny. Chav No. 1 "who'd you support then butty?" luv "Liverpool". Chavs " ahhhh why don't you support Cardiff?" luv "because they're ****ing ****!" luv "my stop boys have a good one".
Let’s not misquote Hiag’s bullshit - he was in Las Vegas California, his model wife was the driver of the Rover 25 Deathtrap, the AA attended but left them all on the roadside, both kids aged 9, 12, and 14 had whiplash but were unscathed as well.
Me and my pal managed to smash out a banging speech in about a hour and a half... Mixture of a humour and comedy including a story about the groom pissing himself Now having a few beers with the groom getting ready for tomorrow
What's on the menu sky? Large rump or mint chops from iceland? Been cooking a 3kg pork shoulder since 1pm, made me own bbq sauce and its not far off falling to bits Been on the Becks since 10am ( work nights so stfu). Chang just arrived too, got a 9 our of 10 lighty with a disco fro on the bed so horny she's getting physically aggressive. Might even post a pic of her in her slut suit later for the lads, cos I like to be nice ya dig
You nutter! I'm having a chinky tonight. Hung over and sat here like a pleb waiting for the police regarding an incident last night at my Xmas work do. I just want a spliff but not sure the old bill would appreciate it!
You could speak to them outside the house, whenever the opportunity has arisen I've always basked in telling 50 to come back with one or fackun jog on by. When you say chinky, you mean food or mooshoo chinky? #Cantavoidtheracistnesssoz
