Favourite Pizza Topping

Istanbulian. You have seen it on the menu but haven't had the balls to order it.

Do it, you won't regret it.

 

I don’t give money to immigrants.

Good day, sir.

 

Have you had a Govanhill Pizza?

It's a normal Pizza but it's been left on the pavement.

 

You do know that pizza is foriegn, right?

 

Like your spelling

 

What's on an Istanbulian then Aldo?

 

#dev farted spunky mix on train and inhaled nasally

 

Stuff.

 

Sounds amazing.

Any chance of some specifics before I commit?

 

No?

 

Tasty stuff.

 

You're not convincing me to try it.

 

It’s the Aldo special. He wandered into a kebab shop one night absolutely rat arsed as per and that was the only word he could utter and the cheeky Turks made an absolutely rank pizza filled with tofu and olives n **** and a leased chicken and named it after their clown of a customer.

 

Not a fan of pizzas,may eat one every few months and do nothing for me and same for most take-aways these days,the only thing I get a goo for now and again is a bag of chips,couple of fried eggs and chip butties with a mug of tea,heaven.

 

got to love the paddies.

Potatoes and tea = heaven

 

Why do you eat a pizza every few months if you don't like them? Weirdo.